A Rarity

Seaside Publishing

I’ve been lucky in the past 20 years to have had very rare bad experiences with clients. Most have been courteous, professional, reliable and aboveboard in every way imaginable. The only time I’ve had trouble with a client has been this particular project for a small southern book publisher in October of 2000. I was contracted to do three separate projects for this client, one of them a trio of ‘fat jewish lady’ cartoons for a cookbook (which I haven’t bothered to include here). A series of ‘seafood cartoons’ (of which I’ve included many of them here in this posting) for another cookbook, and finally a color cover illustration for a florida guidebook.

Well, the ‘jewish fat lady’ illustrations came first, they were fairly easy, and went swiftly from sketch to finish without a hitch, and were billed out to the client’s approval. The ‘seafood cartoons’ project was next, and the client seemed to love them all, and they went smoothly through the sketch and finish phase, with only minor corrections on a few of them, and these were approved and billed out. So far so good. I was really pleased with how they turned out, and had a lot of fun with the project, and even now, looking back at them from 7 years on, I still get a kick out of them.

Then came the color ‘guidebook cover’ illustration. I was worried about this one, because the client was particularly vague about what they wanted, so I very carefully went through several sketch phases, including color mockups and approvals on each separate element before putting the finish together. The hand lettering on the ‘florida’ was particularly time consuming, and didn’t want there to be any mix-ups about what I was doing. Well, the sketches were all approved and I was told to ‘go to finish’, but when the final illustration was presented, the client suddenly ‘didn’t like it all’ and wanted to go back to the drawing board and start over with a completely new concept. I explained that since the sketches were all approved, that going ‘back to square one’ would incur additional charges.

There was a disagreement with the client at this point, and the client refused to pay me for ANY of the work, including the two projects that were already in her hands, and presumably on their way to the printer. I did not wish to get involved in small claims court over this, especially over state lines, so I took advantage of my only perk with regards to being self employed, I took a loss on the project and walked away.

I’ve been extremely fortunate that this sort of client has been a true rarity in my experience (even with working for several clients on the far side of the globe), and on the plus side, I still have the drawings. Perhaps I can sell the reprints and have the final laugh in this sorry episode.

A is for Apple

Carus Publishing, Cobblestone, Metro Detroit Parent, Newsday

I had a series of ‘apple’ illustrations for one of my children’s magazine publishers this month. This was one of their ‘younger kids’ magazines, and this story probably had something to do with ‘division’.

For the same client, but different publication, I had another ‘puzzle page’ illustration, this one with an ‘outer space’ theme where I could have some fun with my ‘space effects’.

The cartoon to the left was for my agent, for a michigan regional parenting publication. The illustration below was another cartoon for my east coast newspaper client, on the ‘subway series’ taking place this October. I remember doing this illustration during the playoffs, and it wasn’t quite certain that the Mets and Yankees were both going to make it, so the newspaper was hedging its bets by not putting any specific logos on anything. Once again, my dog Dinky makes an appearance.

BW Scratchboards

AHMM, America, ChronicleHE, WSJ

The usual mess of black and white scratchboard illustrations this month for my national newspaper client, plus a few assignments from other sources. The ‘mudslide’ illustration above was for a piece on California real estate, and the ‘snail’ to the left was for a story about the slow progress being made in hooking up the country to ‘high speed digital access’.

The illustration to the right was one of those that I barely remember doing, and couldn’t tell you why there is a broken computer in the desert with an odd looking bird peeking into it’s smashed screen (or why there is a bird skull in the sand).

For the same client, I had another ‘stock ticker’ image, with the democratic donkey and republican elephant looking on. Presumably about the upcoming elections.

Below is a computer illustration for the same client, something to do with online books, I’m guessing.

Below that is another fiction piece for my long time ‘mystery digest’ client. This one had something to do with rival archaologists, or curators, or something. Or maybe it was a murder done with a paleolithic tool, I forget.

I had an unusual assignment this month from a new client, where I was asked to do a scratchboard portrait for some in house advertising, based off of a photo provided to me.

The illustration below, was for an educational publication in October, and had something to do with network data streams. One of the few times where incorporating text into the illustration actually ‘works’.

And finally, an illustration below that for a jesuit magazine regarding the hard time the Catholic church is having lately filling ‘priest positions’ with new recruits.

Misc October Color Work

ChronicleHE, Newsday

Another early ‘george’ caricature. I thought I had found the earliest one in November, but here we go with another one. I think the ‘gore’ likeness is a bit better, probably because I’d had a little practice with him. I’m thinking this probably had something to do with the debates, as the election fracas hadn’t quite happened yet.

Below is another color scratchboard illustration for October, this one was rather large, spreading across two newspaper pages, and was for an east coast newspaper client. The bulls turned out nice, but I don’t like how the ‘dust clouds’ look. A bit too muddy and overworked, especially in the foreground.

The above illustration with the rather awkward concept on Social Security was another for the same client this month. Below is another for the same client, this one on the upcoming election, and portraying all the special interests that will have their say come November.

The illustration above was for an educational publication in October and had something to do with online conferencing (presumably the woman is ‘at home’ because she’s pregnant?). I don’t remember this one all that well.

Below is another illustration for the same east coast newspaper client as those above. This one a piece on real estate done in a ‘painterly style’. Not crazy about my color choices here, way too light and purple.

Postcard Mailing

Self Promotion

My records regarding postcard mailings are spotty at best the further I go back into the archives. But sometime around this date I sent out a pair of postcards featuring these two images with a simple line of text at the bottom giving my web site address. I was hoping to promote both my scratchboard work, and my cartoon work, what I thought were my two strongest and most requested styles. I wasn’t too happy with the quality of paper that we went with on these postcards, they were a little flimsy and light, but the printing and colors turned out quite nice.